Song Lyrics

Alien Fun

I want to live in Area 51

Going to have some alien fun

Multi-organismic interaction

Hyper-cellular satisfaction

I want to be an alien dater with a hot, telepathic communicator

I’m not going to pretend I want to just be friends

 

Area 51 Going to have some alien fun

Area 51 Hot alien fun

 

I want to live in Area 51

Glowing green underneath the midnight sun

Martian, Juvian, other race

I don’t discriminate from outer space

Can you see my infrared? I love your blobby head

I don’t mind if your eyes probe my behind

 

Area 51 Going to have some alien fun

Area 51 Hot alien fun

 

I want to live in Area 51

Going to be ready when the aliens come

We’ll resist the government agenders

And enlist the ET defenders

They say you’re science fiction

but you’re my real live addiction

Beem me up to your ship

Take me on a trip

 

Area 51 Going to have some alien fun

Area 51 Hot alien fun

 

Area 51 Extra-terrestrial

Area 51 Extra-sexual

Area 51 Telescopic

Area 51 So erotic

Are You Coming?

Are you coming? I see how you’re looking at me

Are you coming? Is this where you want to be?

Are you coming to hold me in your arms

Are you coming or corrupting me with your charms?

 

I need to know

When you come will you stay or will you go?

 

Are you staying? The water’s warm. Come on in.

Are you staying? Is this pleasure or is it a sin?

Are you staying? Your touch tells me I’m alive.

Are you staying or dragging me down with desire?

 

I need to know

When you come will you stay or will you go?

 

Are you leaving? Stay with me for one more night.

Are you leaving? You used to love me so right.

Are you leaving? What have I done wrong?

Are you leaving? Do you not like the words to my song?

 

I need to know

When you come will you stay or will you go?

Are you coming? Are you coming? Oooh.

Counting On You

I’ve got my rules. I’ve got my calculator

Our equation has no common denominator

It’s not adding up so I’ve given up counting on you

 

I’ve worked it out. It’s absolute

Intersecting you and me equals a square root

It’s not adding up so I’ve given up counting on you

 

Counting on you Counting on you

1,2,3 I’m subtracting you from me

It’s not adding up so I’ve given up counting on you

 

And so I see you’re just a fraction

of what I need for my satisfaction

It’s not adding up so I’ve given up counting on you

 

Counting on you Counting on you

1,2,3 I’m subtracting you from me

It’s not adding up so I’ve given up counting on you

 

Freak

All you oddballs and the others, you’re the ones I take as lovers

Freak it up Freak it up

That look on your face takes me to our secret place

Freak it up Freak it up

Come on and whisper your deviant dreams

I’ll show you what it really means

 

Freak it up

Don’t go waiting on happenstance

Freak it up

Take a chance on something other than romance

 

When I’m teasing with my fingers you’re the one that lingers

Freak it up Freak it up

Vanilla’s not my flavour so it’s you I crave to savour

Freak it up Freak it up

 

Freak it up

Don’t go waiting on happenstance

Freak it up

Take a chance on something other than romance

 

Where there’s smoke there’s fire

Without fuel it will expire

Freak it up Freak it up

So stoke those embers hot

And give it all you’ve got

Freak it up Freak it up

Our kinks combustible, our fetish lustable

Can’t thermo-regulate desire

 

Freak it up

Don’t go waiting on happenstance

Freak it up

Take a chance on something other than romance

MSG

You make me feel funny.

You make my heart race

That salty-tangy taste

You’re just like MSG

 

You make my tongue tingle

My synapses spin

Delicious synonym

 

You’re just like MSG

You’re just like MSG

You’re chemicals do something to me

You’re just like MSG

But you’re so much more than a flavour enhancer to me

 

You’re my umami, honey

You’re my tasty treat

That flavour’s hard to beat

 

You’re just like MSG

You’re just like MSG

You’re chemicals are doing something to me

You’re just like MSG

But you’re so much more than a flavour enhancer to me

 

Savoured intensity

that lingers longer

Cravings are stronger

 

You’re just like MSG

You’re just like MSG

You’re chemicals are doing something to me

You’re just like MSG

But you taste even better than a flavour enhancer

Your chemicals are a subversive romancer

You’re so much more than a flavour enhancer to me.

Screw You

You want a piece of this?

Peel my apple

Tasting temptation

to the core

 

I wanna screw

I wanna screw you

I wanna screw you up

I wanna screw

I wanna screw you

I wanna screw you up

 

Beneficial friends

Ghosting Zombies

Serendipity

is not for sale

 

I wanna screw

I wanna screw you

I wanna screw you up

I wanna screw

I wanna screw you

I wanna screw you up

 

Concertina files

They hold the secrets

You’ve bitten off

You’ve bitten off more than you can chew

 

I wanna screw

I wanna screw you

I wanna screw you up

I wanna screw

I wanna screw you

I wanna screw you up

Sea Monkeys

Whatever happened to the Sea Monkeys?

I used to see you in the back of the comic books

with the X-Ray Specs and the magic tricks

I loved your crowns You were always smiling

And your family looked kind

yet strangely sexy too

Have you been emancipated?

Have you been set free?

 

Sea Monkeys where are you now? Sea Monkeys from under the sea

Sea Monkeys where are you now? Where are you now? Will you be friends with me?

 

I reject that you are just brine shrimp because to me you will always

be a fishy family who I want to be my friends

Maybe you are ruling a splishy planet

But not like a monarchy, despite your crowns

’cause I reckon you’re all anarchist pacifists too

Are you having lovely parties? Hope you’re having fun

 

Sea Monkeys where are you now? Sea Monkeys from under the sea

Sea Monkeys where are you now? Where are you now? Will you be friends with me?

 

Sea Monkeys I see you now Sea Monkeys from under the sea

Sea Monkeys I see you now And you are free  Free to be

To be friends with me

Sea Monkeys we are friends now

Sea Monkeys from under the sea

Sea Monkeys you and me

Tomboy

It’s like the bees in my chest

Crumbs for creatives

Words like hot ginger slipping over your tongue

Over your tongue

Tasting the sting

 

Ooh I’m gonna dance like a Tomboy

Ooh Never the one you’d hoped I’d become

Ooh I’m gonna dance like a Tomboy

Taking the chances I want to

Making the choices you’ve always dreamed you had done

 

Keeping the car on the road

Tackling timelines

These are the pictures painted all in my head

“It’s all in your head”

I can’t forget

 

Ooh I’m gonna dance like a Tomboy

Ooh Never the one you’d hoped I’d become.

Ooh I’m gonna dance like a Tomboy

Taking the chances I want to

Making the choices you’ve always dreamed you had done

 

Ooh I’m gonna dance like a Tomboy

Ooh Never the one you’d hoped I’d become

Ooh I’m gonna dance like a Tomboy

Taking the chances I want to

Making the choices you’ve always dreamed you had done